The Nine Types of Reply Guys

I would have shouted “No” and kicked his butt! It’s easy!

Dress more like a scientist & men won’t be tempted

Now you know that was a bad mentor/lab/dept. What a great learning experience for you

Choose your battles. Tough it out, focus on the science and you’ll be fine

Why didn’t you speak out at the time?

You go girl! The future is female! Good luck with that

How rude! Now we must postpone all discussion of your experiences until you can make me feel comfortable

You seem upset. Perhaps you aren’t able to handle rational discourse

If you get angry, they win

The mouth on you! No wonder u got harassed

Name calling is hardly productive, madam

Piling on this guy isn’t helpful. I bet he learned his lesson and was probably misunderstood

Such nasty vitriol! All I did was calmly point out that women are irrational & unfit to do science

Something similar happened to a man once, therefore you didn’t experience sexism.

His intentions were good. It’s a compliment.

He never assaulted women in front of me!

I need to know the exact context or I’ll assume you’ve blown this out of proportion.

He’s just an old-school gentleman from a different culture with a hands-on mentoring style.

Sexism is just an old man problem. When they all retire everything will be better!

If sexism was *that¨common I would have noticed.

And by the way, she’s no saint either.

I haven’t harassed women to my knowledge, where’s my lifetime achievement award

Not all men do bad things! My gf says I'm amazing

In faculty meeting somebody made a sexist remark & I thought to myself "that is so messed up"

Hey did you see we gave a woman an award? Yeah it feels pretty good to do charity

Some workplaces have problems with sexism but my mentees and 1 are BFFs ❤️❤️❤️ #coolboss

If I am pro-women how could my behavior ever be sexist? CHECKMATE

I am interested in being an ally! Someone give me permission please 😄

Too many profs are being fired due to unsubstantiated rumors with no due process!! No I can't NAME any

If we start holding men responsible for their actions, where will it end?

She's just claiming harassment to get ahead, and he is suffering for it

We can't start protecting women until you can prove that nothing bad will ever happen to a man EVER

I'm afraid to work with women now :(

He is really going through a lot, the rules are changing, it's hard out there

Censorship! Why can't I say whatever comes into my mind while everyone walks on eggshells around me

If you keep this up, men will stop hitting on women at work and the human race will go extinct

Would you answer my endless bad-faith questions, which I could easily google on my own, with a little less attitude please?

If you don’t respond to me, you’re admitting I’m right. If you DO respond to me, this never ends

Pics or it didn’t happen. Statistics or it didn’t happen. Your testimony is unreliable solely because you are female.

Why won’t you repeat all the details of your painful harassment story on demand and post all the evidence?

Is there even evidence that harrassment exists? I mean numbers, not some ANECDOTE

The burden is on you to waste time disproving my wild unsupported claims. Then I'll deny l ever said it. Ready?

Ah, I see you are interested in X, [person who has studied X for 20 years]! I have researched it all morning and it's more complex than you'd think. For instance did you know

No, you didn't technically ask for advice, but a woman stating a fact is a cry for help

Your ideas were debunked years ago by a guy named… I think it starts with an F? Look it up, dummy

I notice you wear makeup. I thought you said you were a feminist. True feminism, you see [is wrong for 5 tweets]

There are many common misconceptions about what actually constitutes 'mansplaining'

I have something better than a degree in your field: a truly logical mind. Weep as I shatter your paradigms

But if we hold him accountable for his actions, his legacy of being given awards will be destroyed

He's essential to his field. He's a genius. I have never heard of YOU

Any system that rewards me is by definition a meritocracy. If women want to get ahead they can buckle down and do way more work than me

Great men can't be shackled by ethics

Women love to rub their degrees in our faces — so tacky. A well-tailored suit tells you all you need to know about my qualifications

Dealing with sexism would distract from my important work. It doesn't affect me, and working on it won't impress other men

Who's complaining? oh, HER 🙄

your to ugly too sexualy harrass

your so hot he couldnt help himself

[jokingly does the exact fucking thing the woman is talking about ] Get it?? 😜

[overt sexist racist queerphobic nonsense]

When will your chart of WOMEN be released? #equity #bothsides

You girls bitch about someone complimenting your ass while our country is literally exploding. Typical

Anyone who says I'm mansplaining is gaslighting. Anyone who says I'm gaslighting is sealioning

The word “troll” has lost all meaning. I get called a troll on here like 40 times a day

I'm offended, you #@*&%^&@$#!%